1 00:01:17,940 --> 00:01:20,540 Hey, that was a quick run. Yeah, I got a cramp. 2 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,080 I heard some noises in here, though. What are you doing? 3 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:27,040 Putting you in the shower? 4 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:28,920 Not alone, I hope. 5 00:01:29,700 --> 00:01:31,400 Not the way you look in those shorts. 6 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:33,880 You're hard to resist, you know that. 7 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,740 You know you wouldn't even if you could. 8 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,000 Thank you. 9 00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:43,860 Oh. 10 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:25,220 Thank you. 11 00:06:11,340 --> 00:06:12,340 I thought you were off. 12 00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:13,820 Where are you going? 13 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,900 I promised Kara I'd go for a drink with her. 14 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:19,140 I can't convince you to stay here and be ravished? 15 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:21,760 Only one ravishment a day for me at the moment. 16 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:22,619 Since when? 17 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:24,960 Since you need to find a job and stop fooling around. 18 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,260 Oh, you're going to go there, huh? 19 00:06:26,460 --> 00:06:27,460 You're going to really go there? 20 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:29,060 Bye. 21 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Love you. 22 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,820 Love you, too. 23 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:25,009 Oh, my God. 24 00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:27,470 You scared the crap out of me. 25 00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:33,210 I thought you'd be out with the guys tonight. 26 00:08:33,570 --> 00:08:34,570 Why would you think that? 27 00:08:35,010 --> 00:08:41,330 I don't know. I just figured... Whatever. Did you eat? 28 00:08:42,090 --> 00:08:43,090 No. 29 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:45,210 Do you want me to make you something? 30 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:46,650 Where did you go today? 31 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:49,690 I already told you. I was with Kara. 32 00:08:50,110 --> 00:08:51,550 Oh, that's right. Kara. 33 00:08:53,130 --> 00:08:54,870 Do you want me to make you a sandwich? 34 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:57,970 It's funny. Her husband told me she's out of town on a business trip. 35 00:09:01,230 --> 00:09:02,550 You checked up on me? 36 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,010 Who's EMB? 37 00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:05,630 What are you talking about? 38 00:09:05,970 --> 00:09:09,210 Really? Then it's a pretty personal text message from a stranger then. 39 00:09:10,290 --> 00:09:11,550 Now you're just being paranoid. 40 00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:14,050 I mean, come on now. It could be anything. A wrong number. 41 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:15,670 Yeah, you're right. It could be. 42 00:09:16,450 --> 00:09:18,210 It is. Trust me. 43 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:19,890 I don't think I can do that. 44 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:24,520 Why? I already told you that text message has nothing to do with me. 45 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:26,240 Maybe not. 46 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:27,960 But this does. 47 00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:24,290 Thank you. 48 00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:14,930 Bye -bye. 49 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,300 Not to tell me who the fuck that is. 50 00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:47,220 Why? It's not like you'd hate him anyway. 51 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:49,580 What's that supposed to mean? 52 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,680 I'm the man in this relationship. 53 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,360 I do everything. 54 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,080 You haven't worked in months. 55 00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,760 I pay all the bills. I cook. 56 00:13:58,980 --> 00:14:01,760 I do everything. I pull your weight all the time. 57 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,620 God, if I'm going to be the man, I might as well act like one too. 58 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:08,460 Get the fuck out of my house. 59 00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,020 Fine. Now. 60 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:13,280 You're an ass. 61 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,260 I'd rather be an asshole than a fool. 62 00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:12,580 What's up? 63 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:15,120 Hey, um, will you take a picture of me, please? 64 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,440 I can't find a good one for my fake friends profile. 65 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,220 Can I wake up first? 66 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:20,920 Come on, you're up already. 67 00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:22,700 It's not like it's that early or anything. 68 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,460 Marissa, anything before noon is the ask I get on to me. 69 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:28,740 Come on, please. 70 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,260 Fine, give me the camera. 71 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,240 Yay. Okay, hold on. 72 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,400 Okay. 73 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,640 Hold on. 74 00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:43,530 I wasn't ready. 75 00:15:53,490 --> 00:15:55,470 Hey you. 76 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,680 You don't knock? 77 00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:15,900 Why? Got a key. 78 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:20,000 Because I could be naked or in bed with someone. 79 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:22,960 I could be clipping my toenails or something. 80 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:24,560 Yeah, that's gross. 81 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:28,800 First off, you don't have sex, and you probably don't even get naked in the 82 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,580 shower, so there's nothing to worry about. 83 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,040 That's what you think. 84 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,540 Yeah. Is Chloe here? 85 00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,060 She's in her room. 86 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,260 I wouldn't go in there if I were you. She's in a bitchy mood. 87 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,060 Maybe I could soothe the beast. 88 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,600 Oh, did you know Paul and Leslie broke up? 89 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,140 Who? Paul. 90 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,860 Paul Morris, the guy you've been lusting after since high school. 91 00:16:57,340 --> 00:16:59,580 I have not been lusting after Paul. 92 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,240 Besides, he's your friend, not mine. 93 00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:07,880 Um, so why'd they break up anyway? 94 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:11,020 Apparently, she cheated on him. 95 00:17:15,270 --> 00:17:17,010 Chloe, time for your wake -up call. 96 00:17:18,130 --> 00:17:19,569 She cheated on you, huh? 97 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:20,849 Let's see what we can find. 98 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,530 Hey, Chloe, wake up. 99 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:30,910 Why? 100 00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:32,750 Because you want me. 101 00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:34,730 Do not. 102 00:17:35,230 --> 00:17:36,230 Do you, too? 103 00:17:38,570 --> 00:17:43,350 I love you now. 104 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,920 Because you're getting wet just thinking about it. 105 00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:48,820 I know. 106 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:49,980 Oh, yeah. 107 00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:51,340 See? 108 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,400 So what are you going to do about it? 109 00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:57,280 Ooh, yes. 110 00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:18,110 Thank you. 111 00:19:57,740 --> 00:20:00,260 You're going to need it. 112 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:07,890 Thank you. 113 00:25:55,270 --> 00:25:57,310 Hey. How come you're friends with Leslie? 114 00:25:59,110 --> 00:26:00,670 Oh, you're on face friends. 115 00:26:01,410 --> 00:26:02,990 Uh, because I'm friends with Paul. 116 00:26:04,110 --> 00:26:06,970 Well, don't you think you should remove yourself from our friends list? 117 00:26:08,210 --> 00:26:12,110 Um, don't you think you should stop worrying about my life and start working 118 00:26:12,110 --> 00:26:13,110 your own social life? 119 00:26:14,470 --> 00:26:16,730 You know, most brothers wouldn't want their sisters to date. 120 00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:20,770 Most brothers don't have to deal with their sister's bitchiness when they 121 00:26:20,770 --> 00:26:21,770 get laid. 122 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,460 Oh, my God. Stay out of my social life. 123 00:26:24,740 --> 00:26:25,840 Get one, and I will. 124 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,480 Jerk. 125 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,160 Who is? 126 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,920 My brother. 127 00:26:34,540 --> 00:26:35,540 Well? 128 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:37,140 Hey. 129 00:26:40,220 --> 00:26:41,580 I just want to check my friend request. 130 00:26:42,780 --> 00:26:45,520 I sent a request out to all my ex -boyfriends. It's a good way to see if 131 00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,520 still mad at me. 132 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:47,900 Are you serious? 133 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,280 Sure. 134 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,300 I figure if they accept my friend request, they're probably over the fact 135 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:55,320 cheated on them. And they might be good for a lay now and then. 136 00:26:57,940 --> 00:26:59,620 Does my brother know you do this? 137 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,260 What? Have sex? 138 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,800 I mean with other guys. 139 00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:09,140 Well, it's not like we promised each other anything, you know? 140 00:27:11,420 --> 00:27:12,420 Wow. 141 00:27:14,220 --> 00:27:15,220 Nope. 142 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,700 They must still be mad. 143 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,080 Hey, who's that? 144 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,140 An old friend. 145 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:27,220 An old friend? 146 00:27:27,460 --> 00:27:28,840 Or an old friend. 147 00:27:30,140 --> 00:27:31,140 Right. 148 00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:34,060 Relax, I don't like teasing. 149 00:27:34,580 --> 00:27:35,800 I know you're not into guys. 150 00:27:37,340 --> 00:27:38,780 What makes you say that? 151 00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:45,220 Well, I've never seen a guy over here. I just assumed you batted for the other 152 00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:46,220 team. 153 00:27:46,420 --> 00:27:47,780 Well, I don't. 154 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:50,200 It's not a bad thing. 155 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,720 It's not a thing. Oh, my God. 156 00:28:37,580 --> 00:28:38,359 Nice, Pat. 157 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,360 Thanks. 158 00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:45,860 Nice springs. 159 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,080 Here. 160 00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:59,320 Um, do you want something to drink? 161 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,420 Sure. Do you have any whiskey? 162 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:03,900 Uh, no, but I have beer. 163 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:05,920 Then I'll take beer. 164 00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:07,830 Go. 165 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:48,679 All right. 166 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,820 Thank you. 167 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,240 You're welcome. 168 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,420 Thanks. 169 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:58,820 Let's build it. 170 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,400 Cheers. 171 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,040 Cheers. 172 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:14,420 So, you're a musician? 173 00:30:19,700 --> 00:30:21,380 You met me on stage, right? 174 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,300 Right. I'm sorry. 175 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:28,260 I don't normally bring home guys from the club. Sorry. 176 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:29,620 Because? 177 00:30:30,820 --> 00:30:36,620 I don't know. It's just not something that I do. It's just kind of... 178 00:30:36,620 --> 00:30:38,020 Trampy? 179 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,800 Just kidding. 180 00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:45,300 Oh, you're worried. 181 00:30:45,870 --> 00:30:47,510 I think you're going to be a slut. 182 00:30:49,510 --> 00:30:52,210 No, because I'm not. 183 00:30:55,070 --> 00:30:56,070 I'm not. 184 00:30:56,750 --> 00:30:57,750 I'm not. 185 00:30:57,830 --> 00:30:59,490 This isn't my normal thing. 186 00:30:59,950 --> 00:31:01,510 You just trying it out or? 187 00:31:02,510 --> 00:31:03,510 Sort of. 188 00:31:03,730 --> 00:31:04,730 All right. 189 00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:09,770 Well, I guess I could be your guinea pig, but I think you have to step your 190 00:31:09,770 --> 00:31:10,770 up a little. 191 00:31:11,530 --> 00:31:12,530 What do you mean? 192 00:31:13,710 --> 00:31:18,630 Well, you're coming on me pretty hot and heavy at the club, and here I am, so I 193 00:31:18,630 --> 00:31:21,030 don't think now's the time to be all shy and innocent. 194 00:31:24,710 --> 00:31:26,070 I'm not innocent. 195 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:28,850 But are you wild? 196 00:31:31,230 --> 00:31:32,230 Wild? 197 00:31:33,530 --> 00:31:40,110 Baby, I'm about to rock your world, and the more sluttier you are, the more. 198 00:31:45,450 --> 00:31:47,490 You're pretty sure of yourself aren't you? 199 00:31:48,550 --> 00:31:49,550 Why not? 200 00:32:05,930 --> 00:32:11,610 I don't know 201 00:34:33,230 --> 00:34:34,230 Hello? 202 00:36:47,630 --> 00:36:48,630 Yeah. 203 00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:22,260 Bye. 204 00:38:46,540 --> 00:38:47,700 You drank a lot of coffee. 205 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,520 You're welcome. 206 00:39:02,860 --> 00:39:03,860 Better. 207 00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:05,720 Now, who's the hot naked guy on the couch? 208 00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:09,900 Yes, you're right. He's totally hot on the couch. 209 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,480 And naked. 210 00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:15,660 So, what is it? My birthday. Christmas, Valentine's Day. 211 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,400 You've never been a good gift giver, but that's pretty much perfect. 212 00:39:20,140 --> 00:39:21,140 Not for you. 213 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:24,840 Of course he's for me, if he's naked and male and looks like that. 214 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,440 No, 215 00:39:30,060 --> 00:39:31,060 you didn't. 216 00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:33,400 That's not possible. You don't even like guys. 217 00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:34,900 Huh? 218 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,760 Says who? 219 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:39,460 Is there any coffee? 220 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:41,700 Oh, sweet. 221 00:39:42,540 --> 00:39:43,540 Thanks, babe. 222 00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:49,360 Hey, who drinks black coffee? 223 00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:52,340 Here, try some of mine. 224 00:39:56,660 --> 00:39:58,460 Sweet. That's what I like. 225 00:39:58,940 --> 00:39:59,940 Thanks. 226 00:40:15,890 --> 00:40:16,910 Thanks for coming over, man. 227 00:40:17,570 --> 00:40:19,390 No problem, dude. That's what friends are for. 228 00:40:20,790 --> 00:40:22,470 You know what the funny thing about loyalty is? 229 00:40:23,030 --> 00:40:24,030 Hmm? 230 00:40:24,410 --> 00:40:27,630 You take it for granted, and you assume the other person's being loyal, too. 231 00:40:28,290 --> 00:40:29,470 And then it bites you in the ass. 232 00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:30,970 Damn. 233 00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:33,610 How'd you find out? She cheated on you. 234 00:40:34,270 --> 00:40:36,150 She left her fucking cell phone at the house. 235 00:40:36,870 --> 00:40:39,090 I just happened to be there when a bastard texted her. 236 00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:41,450 Fuck. Do you know who it is? 237 00:40:41,990 --> 00:40:42,990 No. 238 00:40:43,230 --> 00:40:44,750 Guy looking for a phone book? 239 00:40:45,910 --> 00:40:48,330 Looking for any guy with the initials E and B. 240 00:40:51,210 --> 00:40:54,790 But the thing is, what guy's first name starts with an E? 241 00:40:56,130 --> 00:40:57,130 Emerson? 242 00:40:57,410 --> 00:40:58,410 Elliot? 243 00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:00,470 Emerson? I mean, those are sissy names. 244 00:41:01,630 --> 00:41:02,630 I don't know, man. 245 00:41:03,970 --> 00:41:10,250 I mean, 246 00:41:10,350 --> 00:41:13,270 how could you leave me for a guy with a sissy name? 247 00:41:14,570 --> 00:41:15,570 I don't know, man. 248 00:41:15,650 --> 00:41:16,650 Are you sure it's a guy? 249 00:41:16,890 --> 00:41:19,470 Oh, considering he wants to mouth around us a cock? Yeah. 250 00:41:20,190 --> 00:41:21,570 Fuck, dude. I'm sorry. 251 00:41:24,690 --> 00:41:25,690 Sorry, man. 252 00:41:31,510 --> 00:41:33,130 And you want to know the worst thing about it? 253 00:41:34,050 --> 00:41:35,330 I'm not working because of her. 254 00:41:35,850 --> 00:41:37,550 She doesn't want me taking the non -union jobs. 255 00:41:38,450 --> 00:41:40,070 She said it doesn't pay full wage. 256 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:45,310 But everyone knows the guy who takes non -union jobs... and bust his butt is the 257 00:41:45,310 --> 00:41:46,310 first one they hire. 258 00:41:48,150 --> 00:41:50,530 And she has the balls to tell me I'm a deadbeat loser. 259 00:41:50,890 --> 00:41:52,310 Fuck, dude, she called you that? 260 00:41:53,210 --> 00:41:55,910 Not exactly those words, but yeah, she said it. 261 00:41:57,330 --> 00:42:00,270 You know what, man? You need to get back on the horse. 262 00:42:01,130 --> 00:42:03,730 Not like I was off the horse. I was pushed off. 263 00:42:04,370 --> 00:42:08,870 Yeah, well, off is off, and you need to get laid for paybacks, if nothing else. 264 00:42:09,350 --> 00:42:10,350 I'm open to suggestions. 265 00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:13,400 Oh, you ever try that online shit? 266 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,200 Like internet dating? 267 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,900 No fucking way, man. That's how I met Leslie in the first place. 268 00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:22,340 No, no, not like that. Social networking. 269 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,740 Marissa's always on Facebook, looking for old friends. 270 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:26,678 Marissa's your sister? 271 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:27,700 Yeah, yeah. How's she doing? 272 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:32,620 She's doing all right. Living with some crazy chick, but I don't think she ever 273 00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:33,980 got over that crush she had on you. 274 00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:36,780 She never had a crush on me. 275 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,900 Bullshit. Why do you think we never went to my house? 276 00:42:40,109 --> 00:42:42,770 Sitting there always staring at you everywhere you went. Can't have that 277 00:42:42,770 --> 00:42:43,770 to me. I never knew that. 278 00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:46,970 Yeah. Well, remember that whole loyalty and trust thing we were just talking 279 00:42:46,970 --> 00:42:48,010 about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it. Don't worry about it. 280 00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:49,250 Gotcha. Yeah. 281 00:42:49,690 --> 00:42:51,850 My sister, off limits, bro. 282 00:42:52,910 --> 00:42:54,070 Well, then who's on? 283 00:48:35,630 --> 00:48:36,730 I can't believe it. 284 00:50:09,610 --> 00:50:10,610 Her tits act funny. 285 00:50:11,330 --> 00:50:12,670 My friend's ex -girlfriend. 286 00:50:13,430 --> 00:50:14,890 Is that your friend? 287 00:50:15,230 --> 00:50:16,230 Looks really familiar. 288 00:50:17,270 --> 00:50:18,970 No, it's the guy she was cheating with. 289 00:50:19,990 --> 00:50:20,990 Poor bastard. 290 00:50:21,770 --> 00:50:22,770 Yeah, isn't he? 291 00:50:23,730 --> 00:50:25,430 There's nothing you can do about saggy tits. 292 00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:29,310 Seriously? You think that guy's the poor bastard? 293 00:50:30,590 --> 00:50:32,790 Yeah. She and your friend broke up, right? 294 00:50:33,410 --> 00:50:36,770 So she's leaning on the new guy for comfort. And what started out as a total 295 00:50:36,770 --> 00:50:37,770 secret fling... 296 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,060 It's not nothing but saggy tit baggage. 297 00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,160 You really don't see a problem with cheating on someone, do you? 298 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,500 Not if at least you people are consenting, I don't. 299 00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,800 So whatever the third person may think, doesn't matter to you? 300 00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:53,480 No, not really. 301 00:50:53,540 --> 00:50:54,780 I don't get cheated on. 302 00:50:56,180 --> 00:50:57,180 Why is that? 303 00:50:57,380 --> 00:50:58,380 I don't get involved. 304 00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:00,940 Not even with my brother? 305 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,520 Look, Marissa, your brother's cute and all, and he's a great fuck. 306 00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:08,440 But is he the love of my life? 307 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,040 No. 308 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,000 Well, how do you know if you never get involved? 309 00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:15,560 Fireworks. 310 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,220 Huh? There'll be fireworks when I kiss him. I'll know. 311 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:21,480 Oh, my God. 312 00:51:22,460 --> 00:51:23,460 You're out of your mind. 313 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,160 Where are you going? 314 00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:28,700 To take a shower. I feel like I've just been slimed. 315 00:51:47,660 --> 00:51:49,360 broken -hearted, cheating girlfriend. 316 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:03,840 I have the perfect Naughty North outfit to cure that broken heart. 317 00:52:13,180 --> 00:52:14,440 Hey, I saw Paul today. 318 00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:16,459 You did? 319 00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:17,460 How is he? 320 00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:20,220 Uh, he's bitter. 321 00:52:21,380 --> 00:52:22,660 He says hi, though. 322 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,520 You should call him. 323 00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:27,100 No. 324 00:52:27,580 --> 00:52:29,420 No, I shouldn't. I shouldn't call him. 325 00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:31,100 What do you mean? 326 00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:35,200 You're the one that's always saying I should get to socialize. Yeah, but not 327 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,000 with my friends, so, no. 328 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,880 Are you serious? 329 00:52:39,580 --> 00:52:40,940 Yeah, it's like I told Paul. 330 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:45,760 There's a certain loyalty and trust thing. You just don't mess around with 331 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:46,760 friends, so. 332 00:52:47,260 --> 00:52:48,640 He's not my friend. 333 00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:53,360 I know, but I'm your brother, and I say don't. So no, no. 334 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,480 Anyway, 335 00:52:57,860 --> 00:52:59,460 is Chloe home? 336 00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:04,700 She went out to some costume party or something. 337 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:06,640 Ooh. 338 00:53:07,180 --> 00:53:10,420 Would have liked to help her get into the sexy outfits of hers. 339 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,480 See you later. 340 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:32,440 Hi, Paul. 341 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,220 I'm sorry, do I know you? 342 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:35,840 I'm Marissa's roommate. 343 00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:38,900 She told me about your broken heart, and I'm here to fix it. 344 00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:40,820 Marissa? Marissa Burke? 345 00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:42,740 She's dead, sir. 346 00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:43,880 Not exactly. 347 00:53:44,060 --> 00:53:45,060 But here I am. 348 00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:49,280 Here, you do the wine. 349 00:53:58,220 --> 00:54:01,720 So, if you know Melissa, then you must know Mike too, huh? 350 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:03,800 Mike, yeah. 351 00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,720 He can vouch for me if you want to make sure I'm not some wacko off the street. 352 00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,120 Take off your shirt and lie on the couch. 353 00:54:51,340 --> 00:54:53,180 I don't think we really need to. 354 00:55:23,370 --> 00:55:25,690 Has anyone ever told you you have an amazing back? 355 00:55:26,650 --> 00:55:27,650 No. 356 00:55:28,670 --> 00:55:29,670 Well, you do. 357 00:55:30,110 --> 00:55:32,110 You've got muscles in all the right places. 358 00:55:33,270 --> 00:55:38,450 It's perfect for push -ups, and bear hugs, and missionary -style sex. 359 00:55:41,270 --> 00:55:43,530 Personally, I'm a fan of reverse cowgirl. 360 00:55:44,850 --> 00:55:47,350 But you have a build that can make missionary sex interesting. 361 00:56:01,100 --> 00:56:03,420 Although, any effect would be interesting with firework. 362 00:56:04,020 --> 00:56:05,020 Chloe. 363 00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:13,480 I'm ready to be an adult. 364 01:03:03,150 --> 01:03:04,610 That was amazing, wasn't it? 365 01:03:05,130 --> 01:03:06,130 Mm -hmm. 366 01:03:06,810 --> 01:03:07,850 Aren't you glad I'm here? 367 01:03:09,190 --> 01:03:10,190 Mm -hmm. 368 01:03:12,650 --> 01:03:13,650 One thing, though. 369 01:03:13,810 --> 01:03:16,090 From the email, I thought Marissa was coming over. 370 01:03:16,770 --> 01:03:17,549 Oh, that. 371 01:03:17,550 --> 01:03:18,890 I used her account to send an email. 372 01:03:19,130 --> 01:03:20,130 Does she know? 373 01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:24,190 No. She'd probably go ballistic if she did. She's very protective of you. She 374 01:03:24,190 --> 01:03:25,430 is? Mm -hmm. 375 01:03:26,210 --> 01:03:28,830 Let's not talk about Marissa. Let's talk about us. 376 01:08:44,540 --> 01:08:47,479 I'm sorry, dude. 377 01:09:14,220 --> 01:09:15,220 Bastard. Yeah. 378 01:09:16,899 --> 01:09:18,880 Paul, I'm so sorry for everything that's happened. 379 01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:20,800 Especially today. 380 01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:25,120 If it makes you feel any better, I really want to kill my brother right 381 01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,080 Nah. Not even worth it. 382 01:09:29,700 --> 01:09:30,700 It's not, is it? 383 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,200 Mike said something the other day. 384 01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:37,439 Doctor cut his tongue out, too. 385 01:09:38,359 --> 01:09:39,840 Nah, he won't be seeing much for a while. 386 01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:42,140 Not after that punch he took. 387 01:09:45,260 --> 01:09:46,260 Oh, my God, Paul. 388 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:49,040 Are you okay? 389 01:09:49,380 --> 01:09:50,380 Yeah, I'll be fine. 390 01:09:50,540 --> 01:09:52,359 Well, you should put some ice on this. 391 01:09:52,819 --> 01:09:55,660 With some antibiotic ointment. I mean, who knows what kind of infectious 392 01:09:55,660 --> 01:09:57,080 diseases my brother has. 393 01:09:59,940 --> 01:10:02,300 Mike said you used to have a crush on me in high school. 394 01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:05,720 No. 395 01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:09,020 Not used to. 396 01:10:11,300 --> 01:10:12,320 I still do. 397 01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:14,120 Really? 398 01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:15,760 Me too 399 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:28,460 There 400 01:10:28,460 --> 01:10:35,540 you 401 01:10:35,540 --> 01:10:40,440 are What are you doing with my man? 402 01:10:40,660 --> 01:10:41,660 Your man? 403 01:10:42,670 --> 01:10:45,350 Oh, don't even pretend like we didn't have fireworks last night, Polly. 404 01:10:45,910 --> 01:10:46,910 Polly? 405 01:10:47,510 --> 01:10:48,510 Last night? 406 01:10:49,950 --> 01:10:50,950 My life's a nightmare. 407 01:10:52,510 --> 01:10:55,630 It's about to be a nightmare if you don't get off that couch and come over 408 01:10:55,630 --> 01:10:58,430 me. Look, Chloe, you're a really sweet girl. 409 01:10:58,670 --> 01:11:01,110 But last night, well, it was just last night. 410 01:11:01,910 --> 01:11:02,990 It won't happen again. 411 01:11:04,410 --> 01:11:05,410 Hold on. 412 01:11:06,310 --> 01:11:09,310 Do you two mind telling me how you even know each other? 413 01:11:10,470 --> 01:11:13,640 Yes. I used your account to send him a message because I wanted to meet him. 414 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:15,800 What's the big deal? 415 01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:19,720 Chloe, you need to leave my house. 416 01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:21,680 I'm not going anywhere. 417 01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:23,520 No, you need to leave right now. 418 01:11:24,060 --> 01:11:25,760 How dare you invade my privacy? 419 01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:28,800 Invade what privacy? 420 01:11:29,060 --> 01:11:30,260 You don't even have a life. 421 01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:32,420 Chloe, get out or I'm calling the cops. 422 01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:34,320 I'm not leaving. 423 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,800 This is Marissa's house. If she wants you to go, you need to go. 424 01:11:39,820 --> 01:11:41,780 Are you seriously taking her side right now? 425 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:46,320 Fine. 426 01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:49,440 But don't expect me to pay for any of the phone bill. 427 01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:51,400 And I've been having phone sex to Australia. 428 01:11:52,020 --> 01:11:53,020 A lot. 429 01:11:59,980 --> 01:12:01,040 I'm really sorry, Marissa. 430 01:12:52,590 --> 01:12:55,050 To lying, cheating friends. 431 01:12:58,450 --> 01:12:59,970 May they rot in hell. 432 01:13:06,190 --> 01:13:10,930 Are you okay? 433 01:13:13,010 --> 01:13:14,010 Yeah, I will be. 434 01:13:15,030 --> 01:13:18,790 As soon as she gets all her crap out of my house and I get my life back in 435 01:13:18,790 --> 01:13:20,250 order. I know the feeling. 436 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:23,960 You do, don't you? 437 01:13:25,260 --> 01:13:26,260 Yeah. 438 01:13:27,420 --> 01:13:28,900 Well, about last night. 439 01:13:29,540 --> 01:13:30,540 Don't. 440 01:13:31,220 --> 01:13:33,860 Don't. I don't even want to know. 441 01:13:35,020 --> 01:13:36,020 It was a mistake. 442 01:13:37,100 --> 01:13:38,400 Well, that's nice to hear. 443 01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:40,540 I really thought you were coming over. 444 01:13:40,900 --> 01:13:41,900 Well, I'm here now. 445 01:13:43,540 --> 01:13:44,540 Yeah, you're right. 446 01:13:45,460 --> 01:13:46,460 Me too. 447 01:14:16,110 --> 01:14:17,690 Let's go see what we can do with his hand. 448 01:14:35,210 --> 01:14:36,370 Yeah, we don't need them. 449 01:14:37,250 --> 01:14:38,250 That's for sure.